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2018-10-13 - FOR THE LOVE OF COFFEE
Christmas Gift or Halloween Trick?

2018-09-14 - THE GOOGLELY WAR HERO CULT
Liberals, Heroes, and Google, Oh My!

2018-08-26 - THE RUSSIANS AREN'T COMING, SO NOW THE "UNTOUCHABLES" ARE
Mueller Is Abandoning the Russia Hoax to Pursue the Al Capone Hoax

2018-08-13 - HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE CRIMEA?
And Do They Want the Russians out of Their Land?

2018-07-16 - TO KILL A MOCKERY
Gone Fishin', Instead of Just a Wishin'

2018-02-20 - NO MORE GUNS, STUPID!
Liberals Collude with Russians for Stricter Gun Laws

2018-02-19 - IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE DOSSIER
And the Dossier Was with Hillary, and the Dossier Was Hillary

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2017-12-31 - COMMENTS FROM 2017
The Fake News Cruise.

2017-11-12 - BACK TO THE FUTURE OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY
Harvey and Kevin Died for Your [Future] Sins

2017-11-11 - AFTER THE RUSH GOLD
Rush is Right.

2017-03-04 - EAT YOUR STATE OF THE ONION VEGGIES
Exit, Stage Right.

2017-02-25 - YOU DON'T LOVE THE RUSSIANS ANYMORE
No More Soviet Love Songs?

2017-01-29 - THE NEW IMPROVED MAKEOVER PARTY
I’m a Man, Trapped Inside a Woman, Trap Inside a Man.

2017-01-13 - THE HUNT FOR RED NOVEMBER
Russian Hack is the New Black.

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2016-12-31b - COMMENTS FROM ELECTION DAY 2016 TO NEW YEAR'S EVE
Pop Goes the Media.

2016-12-31 - GO AWAY LITTLE PREZ
What Part of GO Don't You Understand?

2016-11-19 - A DR. SPOCKWORK ORANGE
What’s Missing this Thanksgiving Is Thankfulness.

2 0 1 6 - PRE-ELECTION

2016-11-08 - COMMENTS FROM JULY TO ELECTION DAY
The Media Horse Race.

2016-11-07 - TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE THE ELECTION 2016
Couldn’t Find Swamp Drainer on Angie’s List.

2016-11-06 - HILLARY CLINTON – THE WAR WHORE
What Would Hezues Do?

2016-11-05 - THE STRENGTH OF A NATION
Act like Your Life Depends on It. It Does.

2016-10-28 - A TALE OF TWO SH*TTYS?
Hillary’s Strategy: I’m Not as Rubbish as the Other Guy!

2016-10-09 - MY GROWNUP CHRISTMAS LIST
I Wish We A Merry Christmas

2016-09-23 - THE PATRIOT
Float Like a Democrat, Sting Like a Democrat

2016-09-08 - I'M TIRED
by Hilly Von Schtupp
(A Parody of I’m Tired from Mail Crooks' Blazing Liberals)

2016-08-15 - FURIOUSLY FUNDING HILLARY
Silence is Golden.

2016-07-26 - FOR THOSE WHO FEEL BERN-ED
The Ross Perot of the Left.

2016-07-16 - EVERYONE KNOWS
Correcting Political Correctness.

2016-07-09 - FOR REASONS OF TREACHERY AND TREASON
The Legacy of Barrack Obama.

2016-06-24 - MITT AND THE 47 PERCITT
Never Let ‘Em See You Sweat.

2016-06-16 - WHEN THE INSANE LEAD THE INSANE
Both Fall and It’s a Bitch.

2016-06-09 - LOVE TRUMPS
Cheated. Mistreated. When Will Hillary Be Loved?

2016-05-26 - WHEN POLITICS IS YOUR LIVELIHOOD
Income Scam. Marriage Sham.

2016-05-13 - PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
Speaker Ryan or Doer Ryan?

2016-05-09 - DON’T ROCK THE BOAT, BABY
You Might Stop Obama from Tipping the Boat Over.

2016-05-05 - NEVER, ALWAYS, AND THE NEVER-TRUMPERS
Why We Don’t Have 4 More Years.

2016-04-25 - ACCEPTANCE v. TOLERANCE
Kindergarten Cop.

2016-04-22 - POLITICAL EXTORTION
Crucifixion from the Left. Crucifixion from the Right.

2016-04-20 - THE SHARK v. THE CROOK
Shrewd, Positive, Successful Businessman
v.
Crooked, Angry, Career Politician.

2016-04-07 - BONZO FOR PRESIDENT
Deniers, Theocrats, and Last Shots.

2016-04-02 - PARTISAN AND ECUMENICAL BICKERING
How Many Trumps Can Dance on the Head of a Cruz?

2016-03-25 - HYPNOTIZING TED
Chess, Anyone?

2016-03-23 - ONE BAD APPLE?
What Morons, Mormons, and Muslims Have in Common.

2016-03-22 - AS IF IT NEVER HAPPENED
When Stupid Liberals Want Violent People to like Them.

2016-03-21 - WHAT ABOUT BECK?
Radio Host Inadvertently Joins the Stop-Cruz Train.

2016-03-17 - MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
A Rational National Reckoning. Not Unhinged Revenge.

2016-03-15 - YOU ONLY VOTE TWICE
Once for Yourself, and Once for Your Schemes.

2016-03-13 - EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW
Stop-D.C. Movement.

2016-03-11 - NO MORE DEBATES
The Fat Lady Hasn't Sung. But the Smart Guys Have.

2016-03-09 - WHO TO STOP?
And Who's Asleep at the Wheel?

2016-03-07 - MAJORITY LIVES MATTER
Don’t Say it Too Loud. You Might Offend Someone.

2016-03-04 - TRIAL BY FOXY TELEVISION
Personally Picking on Pieces, While Ignorantly Ignoring the Empire of Evidence.

2016-03-03 - THAT WORD THAT RHYMES WITH MITT
Better Applicant. Bitter Ex-applicant.

2016-03-01 - PROTESTORS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
Lions, and Tigers, and Protestors. Oh My!

2016-02-29 - MAKE AMERICA A HOLE AGAIN
If You Need to Beat ‘Em, Almost Join ‘Em.

2016-02-27 - COMMONSENSE FOUNDERS AND NONSENSE FLOUNDERS
Some Billionaires Don't NEED to Buy Elections, Bernie.

2016-02-25 - THE DEBATE CLUB
I'm John Hughes, and I Approve this Message.

2016-02-21 - THE BOY WHO WOULD BE KING
The Lost Tomb of Rubio.

2016-02-14 - BUT I GET TO KEEP THE FERRARI, RIGHT?
An Act of Love for this Valentine's Day.

2016-02-13 - WHEN SOCIALISM IS THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN
Why You Aren't, and Never Will Be, the Ones We've Been Waiting For.

2016-02-12 - HONEY, WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?
Money, Power, and Liberal Guilt.

2016-02-10 - WHERE DO THE VOTES COME FROM? WHERE DO THEY GO?
The Burger King Crew – Bush, Kasich, and Christie.

2016-02-03 - THEY THE ELITE v WE THE PEOPLE
Go Ahead. Make My Day.

2016-01-28 - THE GREAT TUG-OF-WAR. THE GREAT DEBATE(R). THE GREAT TALK-A-THON
Trump and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.

2016-01-27 - MIRROR, MIRROR, ON THE WALL, WHO’S THE CONSERVATIVE-IST OF THEM ALL?
Some Conservatives Are Bothered.

2016-01-21 - WHAT DO THE LETTERS CNN STAND FOR?
And Why Are We Forced to Watch Papa Smurf Blitzer at Airports?

2016-01-20 - OBAMA – THE REASON WHY I’M BUYING A GUN
Who We Are?

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2015-12-24 - MAKING AMERICA MEDIOCRE... AGAIN
The “Compassion” of the Secular Humanist. Bah! Humbug!

2015-12-03 - IF IT QUACKS LIKE A DUCK
The Insidious Form of Terrorism.

2015-11-24 - POLL DANCING
Eyes on the Prize.

2015-11-20 - THE COMMON SENSE TEST
You Have to Know When Hold ‘Em, Fold ‘Em, Walk Away, Run.

2015-11-14 - LIVE AND LET DIE
Oh Yes I Did, Oh Yes I Did, Oh Yes I Did.

2015-11-11 - WALLS – TO PROTECT AND SERVE
Good Fences Make Good Neighbors.

2015-10-24 - SMILING FACES SOMETIMES (THEY LIE)
Ohio Going to Pot?

2015-09-25 - LIBERAL GUILT JOINS FORCES WITH CATHOLIC GUILT
As Conservatives Take off Gloves, Libs Take off Masks.

2015-08-15 - ALL CREAM MATTERS (AND FLOATS TO THE TOP)
Even at McDonald's.

2015-08-08 - TRUMP’S SIMPLE MESSAGE: WE HAVE DUMB PEOPLE IN WASHINGTON
The People’s Message to Washington: Stop Talking, Just Fix It, Dammit!

2015-07-23 - NEWS FLASH: RATS JUMP SHIP. BECOME REPUBLICANS OR JOURNALISTS
Oh Lord, Make My Enemies Ridiculous.

2015-06-19 - HATERS, BAITERS, AND PRAY-ERS
One Blood, Ya’ll.

2015-05-25 - WHEN THE PATIENTS RUN THE NUT HOUSE
In the Name of Peace.

2015-04-11 - NO ONE SHOULD EVER WANT TO BE PRESIDENT
Repeat it 44 times.

2015-03-15 - THE WORLD’S FIRST NUCLEAR ABANDONMENT AGREEMENT... ABANDONED
Cleanup on Aisle 44.

2015-03-14 - TO MY FRIENDS IN WASHINGTON AND DONETSK
Strange Web-Fellows.

2015-03-13 - MIGHTY MOUSE SYNDROME
Why I Am Complaint Fatigued.

2015-03-04 - FIFTY SHADES OF GAY
Self Imposed Victimhood... and Loving it.

2015-02-25 - WHO PAYS THE PRICE?
Robbing Peter to Pay Putin.

2015-01-31 - ONE MAN’S THEORIST IS ANOTHER MAN’S FREE DUMB FIGHTER
Somewhere in Between... a Rock and a Hard Place.

2015-01-18 - GETTING OTHERS TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK
Dirty Little Secrets. Dirty Little Lies. Clean BIG Truth.

2015-01-05 - GENERALITIES ARE THE REFUGE OF WEAK MINDS
Generally Speaking.

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2014-12-22 - IT’S LOOTING TIME, ALL AROUND THE WORLD
Santa Is Doing Pickups this Year.

2014-11-25 - ROOTS AND FRUITS
Believing Absurdities, Committing Atrocities.

2014-11-14 - WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?
We the People v. the Ideology of B.O.

2014-10-20 - THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO
A Day Late and a Dollar Short.

2014-10-16 - I SEE YOUR TRUE COLORS
Forty-four Shades of Gray.

2014-09-03 - IF YOU GIVE A RUSSIAN A COOKIE
Time to Dump the Past, Comrade.

2014-08-24 - IS THERE ANY DOUBT LEFT?
Happy Independence Day, Ukraine.

2014-08-07 - FOOL ME A MILLION TIMES, SHAME ON WHO?
Some People Never Learn.

2014-07-31 - WHEN ALL THE GLASS CEILINGS HAVE BEEN BROKEN
We Will ALL Be in the Nut House and the Poor House.

2014-07-17 - WHEN IS ENOUGH, ENOUGH?
I Heard the News Today, Oh Boy.

2014-07-04 - SPY v. SPIED
Happy Last 4th of July?

2014-06-30 - BORDERS, BORDERS, BORDERS, BORDERS
Did I Mention Borders?

2014-05-30 - LET’S CHANGE WHILE THERE'S STILL HOPE
A Win, Win, Win Situation.

2014-04-24 - MONTY PUTIN AND HIS RUSSIAN INQUISITION
This Should Be a Surprise to No One.

2014-04-17 - SPRINGTIME FOR PUTIN AND RUSSIA
Winter for Ukraine and the World.

2014-03-17 - CRIMEAN HOLIDAY
Enjoy the Honeymoon – While it Lasts!

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2013-10-11 - DANCING ON THE DEBT-CEILING
Pick-pocket Obama Will Be Your Mama.

2013-09-13 - ARE YOU SYRIA-S?
So Many Issues, So Little Time.

2013-07-22 - STATISTICALLY SPEAKING
Maybe You Should Distance Yourself.

2013-07-18 - PUNCH DRUNK HATE
The Cost of Success is Still The Same.

2013-06-29 - GONNA WAVE MY FREAK FLAG HIGH
Barack "Buzz Windrip" Obama.

2013-06-15 - NIGHT OF THE TEXTING NORMAL
The Voice of Sanity Is Not Texting in the Wilderness.

2013-06-08 - PREACHING TO THE CHOIR
Time For Your Solo.

2013-05-25 - BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR
You Just Might Get It.

2013-05-18 - VOTING IS THE BEST -- BUT APPARENTLY NOT ONLY -- REVENGE
The Red Badge of Silence and Deception.

2013-04-26 - EXCURSION TO THE A-MAYA-CAN RUINS
The More Things "Progress", the More They Stay the Same.

2013-04-14 - TWO AMERICAS
One That Works. One That Doesn't.

2013-04-05 - OUR FUTURE IS AS BRIGHT AS OUR YOUTH
M.er.son and Shakespeare, Bitch.

2013-03-30 - LIVING VICARIOUSLY
We He Finally Got a Piece of the Pie.

2013-03-15 - GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME MY LAZY BOY ROCKER
Just Relax. The Government Will Take Care of Everything.

2013-03-02 - WHO DO YOU TRUST?
You Can Trust a Thief to Be a Thief.

2013-02-28 - NIGHT OF THE LIBERAL DEAD
They Just Keep Going, and Going, and...

2013-02-23 - SITTING ON THE THRONE
Time for a Reality Break.

2013-02-16 - I HAVE A DREAM; WE HAVE A NIGHTMARE
Will We Ever Wake Up?

2013-02-13 - THE OBFUSCATION OF GOOD JOE
The Civility War Lost?

2013-02-02 - THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
Close Your Eyes and Repeat it Over and Over.

2013-01-26 - MY UNFAIR SHARE
Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?

2013-01-18 - COMPASSION MOVES TO ACTION
Just Do Something?

2013-01-11 - DYSFUNCTIONAL LIFE IMITATES DYSFUNCTIONAL ART
The Death of Reason and Inspiration.

2013-01-06 - DEFINING THE INDEPENDENTS
Got Curtains?

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2012-12-24 - RICH MAN, POOR MAN
Independent/other: the Party of the Rich, Poor, and Everyone in Between.

2012-12-16 - OUR PADDED CELL CULTURE
The Resentment and Revenge Virus.

2012-12-15 - GOVERNMENT 101 VRS. GOVERNMENT 44
In Memory of the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave.

2012-12-12 - ECONOMICS 101
Long Before Obamomics 2012.

2012-12-09 - YOU COULDN'T BUILD THAT
Obama Voters Suffer from Low Self-esteem.

2012-12-05 - YOU DIDN'T WRITE THAT
Mother of Invention Murdered!

2012-11-28 - CAN I FINISH? CAN I FINISH?
Why Ross and Mitt Lost.

2012-11-21 - THANKFUL
Continued Recognition of God's Grace.

2012-11-17 - YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP
Where Is Bill Clinton When You Need Him?

2012-11-15 - REVENGE IS SEMI-SWEET
The Gift That Just Keeps on Re-giving.

2012-11-10 - WELCOME TO THE UNION STATES OF OBAMACA
Sorry, That's Not in My Contract.

2012-11-07 - WHAT'S GOV GOT TA DO WITH IT?
Ike and Tina Reunite.

2 0 1 2 - PRE-ELECTION

2012-11-05 - LET THEM EAT... OBAMA-CAKE?
Déjà Vu, La Révolution République.

2012-11-03 - WHO DOES OBAMA REALLY THINK SHOULD BE PRESIDENT?
HEADLINES: On a Lark, President Obama Votes for Mitt Romney.

2012-10-29 - PEOPLE PLEASERS
People Pleasing Peer Pressure Prevents Prudent Political Preferences.

2012-10-24 - DEFINING THE MIDDLE-CLASS DOWN
The Hallmark of an Administration.

2012-10-19 - TO VOTE, OR NOT TO VOTE?
What Was the Question Again?

2012-10-17 - SECOND 2012 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
Give Me Just a Little More Time, and Our Gov Will Surely Grow.

2012-10-10 - JOBS, THE ECONOMY, AND TAXES
The United Church of Government Wants Your Charitable Contributions!

2012-10-03 - FIRST 2012 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
He Is Not Dead, but Sleepeth.

2012-09-26 - ASK NOT WHAT YOU COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU...
The Curling Wave of Entitlements.

2012-09-19 - PRINCE OBAMA AND ROMNEY-HOOD
Who Did WHAT to WHO?

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