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The Government Will Take <span class=msoDel><del>Care of</del></span> Everything.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p align=center style='text-align:center'><b><u><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif"'><a href="2013-03-02.html">2013-03-02 - WHO DO YOU TRUST?</a></span></u></b><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Georgia","serif"'> <br> You Can Trust a Thief to Be a Thief.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p align=center style='text-align:center'><b><u><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif"'><a href="2013-02-28.html">2013-02-28 - NIGHT OF THE LIBERAL DEAD</a></span></u></b><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Georgia","serif"'> <br> They Just Keep Going, and Going, and...<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p align=center style='text-align:center'><b><u><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif"'><a href="2013-02-23.html">2013-02-23 - SITTING ON THE THRONE</a></span></u></b><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Georgia","serif"'> <br> Time for a Reality Break.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p align=center style='text-align:center'><b><u><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif"'><a href="2013-02-16.html">2013-02-16 - I HAVE A DREAM; WE HAVE A NIGHTMARE</a></span></u></b><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family: "Georgia","serif"'> <br> Will We Ever Wake Up?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p align=center style='text-align:center'><b><u><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif"'><a href="2013-02-13.html">2013-02-13 - THE OBFUSCATION OF GOOD JOE</a></span></u></b><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Georgia","serif"'> <br> The Civility War Lost?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p align=center style='text-align:center'><b><u><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif"'><a href="2013-02-02.html">2013-02-02 - THE AMERICAN PEOPLE</a></span></u></b><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Georgia","serif"'> <br> Close Your Eyes and Repeat it Over and Over.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p align=center style='text-align:center'><b><u><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif"'><a href="2013-01-26.html">2013-01-26 - MY UNFAIR SHARE</a></span></u></b><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Georgia","serif"'> <br> Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p align=center style='text-align:center'><b><u><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif"'><a href="2013-01-18.html">2013-01-18 - COMPASSION MOVES TO ACTION</a></span></u></b><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family: "Georgia","serif"'> <br> Just Do Something?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p align=center style='text-align:center'><b><u><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif"'><a href="2013-01-11.html">2013-01-11 - DYSFUNCTIONAL LIFE IMITATES DYSFUNCTIONAL ART</a></span></u></b><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif"'> <br> The Death of Reason and Inspiration.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p align=center style='text-align:center'><b><u><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif"'><a href="2013-01-06.html">2013-01-06 - DEFINING THE INDEPENDENTS</a></span></u></b><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Georgia","serif"'> <br> Got Curtains?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p align=center style='text-align:center'><strong><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif";color:black'>2 0 1 2</span></strong><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Georgia","serif"'><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p align=center style='text-align:center'><b><u><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif"'><a href="2012-12-24.html">2012-12-24 - RICH MAN, POOR MAN</a></span></u></b><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Georgia","serif"'> <br> Independent/other: the Party of the Rich, Poor, and Everyone in Between.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p align=center style='text-align:center'><b><u><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif"'><a href="2012-12-16.html">2012-12-16 - OUR PADDED CELL CULTURE</a></span></u></b><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Georgia","serif"'> <br> The Resentment and Revenge Virus.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p align=center style='text-align:center'><b><u><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif"'><a href="2012-12-15.html">2012-12-15 - GOVERNMENT 101 VRS. 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CAN I FINISH?</a></span></u></b><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Georgia","serif"'> <br> Why Ross and Mitt Lost.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p align=center style='text-align:center'><b><u><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif"'><a href="2012-11-21.html">2012-11-21 - THANKFUL</a></span></u></b><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Georgia","serif"'> <br> Continued Recognition of God's Grace.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p align=center style='text-align:center'><b><u><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif"'><a href="2012-11-17.html">2012-11-17 - YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP</a></span></u></b><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family: "Georgia","serif"'> <br> Where Is Bill Clinton When You Need Him?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p align=center style='text-align:center'><b><u><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif"'><a href="2012-11-15.html">2012-11-15 - REVENGE IS SEMI-SWEET</a></span></u></b><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Georgia","serif"'> <br> The Gift That Just Keeps on Re-giving.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p align=center style='text-align:center'><b><u><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif"'><a href="2012-11-10.html">2012-11-10 - WELCOME TO THE UNION STATES OF OBAMACA</a></span></u></b><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif"'> <br> Sorry, That's Not in My Contract.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p align=center style='text-align:center'><b><u><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif"'><a href="2012-11-07.html">2012-11-07 - WHAT'S GOV GOT TA DO WITH IT?</a></span></u></b><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family: "Georgia","serif"'> <br> Ike and Tina Reunite.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p align=center style='text-align:center'><strong><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif";color:black'>2 0 1 2 - PRE-ELECTION</span></strong><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Georgia","serif"'><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p align=center style='text-align:center'><b><u><span style='font-size:13.5pt; font-family:"Georgia","serif"'><a href="2012-11-05.html">2012-11-05 - LET THEM EAT... 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