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Let's face it, everything above the neck is kaput!

September 8, 2016

I'M TIRED

by Hilly Von Schtupp
(A Parody of I’m Tired from Mail Crooks' Blazing Liberals)

[read in Hillary’s monotone, hoarse voice]

Here I stand, the goddess of Desire [cough-cough]
Set crowds on fire [yawn]
I have this power
Morning noon and night I’m only feigning
To be campaigning
It takes my power

Stage door “Journalists” always surround me
They always hound me
With their requests
Who can satisfy their inquisition
Call my physician
I need some rest

I'm tired
Sick and tired of the crowd
I've had my fill of the crowd
They are just way too loud

Tired, tired of being admired
Then leaving them all uninspired
Let's face it
I'm tired

I've been avoiding the press
They make such a mess
With the same old tune
They start adoring and fawning
But then end up yawning
And always too soon
Right girls?

[cough-cough]

I'm tired, tired of playing the game
Ain't it a crying shame
I'm so tired
God dammit I'm exhausted

Tired, tired of the campaign trail.
Trump’s made it a living hell
(Doesn’t that son-of-a-bitch ever rest?)
I'm so frickin tired

[THE PRESS:]
She's tired (She's tired)
Sick and tired of the crowd (Give her a break)
She's had her fill of the crowd (She's not a snake – Hsssssss!)
They’re just too damned loud (Can't you see she's sick [cough-cough])
Tired (She's bushed)
Tired of being admired (Can’t you just leave her alone!)
Tired of crowds uninspired (Get off your damned cell phone!)
She's tired (Don't you know she's pooped)

I've been with 1000's of them
Again and again
They sing the same song
About Benghazi and she-males
Then jump on my emails
And I feel schlonged.
Aye!

Tired, tired of playing the game
Ain't it a frickin' shame
I'm so...

Let's face it, everything above the neck is kaput! [cough-cough-cough-cough-cough-cough]

[THE PRESS:]
Tired!

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