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Maybe you should put on your gloves, Nanchy.

January 18, 2020

Frozen (In Solemnity)

(To the tune of Let it Go)

The wind blows cold on the hill tonight
Not an honest Dem to be seen
A kingdom of corruption
And it looks like Nanchy's queen
Her glee is showing like her crookedness inside
Couldn't hold it in even if she tried

Don't let them see, just keep it in
While you hand out commemoration pens
Conceal, don't squeal, don't let them know
Well, now they know

Now they know, now they know
Everything I do is for show
Now they know, now they know
I'm a vindictive ho
I don't care if we lose the House
Impeachment is on
The voters never bothered me anyway

It's funny how House "witnesses" made our case seem so small
And Trump calling me crazy, doesn't get to me at all (not much!)

It's time to see what I can do
Toss the constitution and break through
No right, no wrong, no laws for me
I'm a "b"

Now they know, now they know
I am one with the Schiff-faced guy
Now they know, now they know
Who cares if we have to lie
I can't stand this Orange haired dude
Let impeachment rage on

My power sizzles with the help of media folks
But then it fizzles cause it sounds like I've just had a stroke
I try to act solemn, but I'm having a blast
Committing suicide, my speakership is in the past

Now they know, now they know
As I lisp like Barney Frank
Now they know, now they know
In November we'll get spanked
But here I stand in this impeachment fray
Let the farce rage on
Who needs elections anyway

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